Merit Badges
I’ve run with the bulls and tangoed with the queen. I am a prince without a princess and an angel in disguise. I spread smiles to creatures great and small. I once swam the Pacific Ocean to test my endurance and ability. It took me five days. I charm crocodiles, iguanas, and bees have known me. I’ve scaled the Empire State building, hiked the Appalachian Mountains, and mapped the Sahara Desert. I spend my spare time constructing suspension bridges in my back yard using only paper clips, some ribbon and bubblegum. Later, I disassemble them with my teeth. Children love me, elders adore me, I have no enemies. Once, I solved the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I am a skydiver, thrill seeker, and the captain of my underwater bowling team. I am famous for making lions laugh. I enjoy providing quality service and keeping people and their environment in harmony.